Your tits are I can't wait for
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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