Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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