So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
