I can't watch pbs sober anymore
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
They took my balls.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
