I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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