Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I have demons in me.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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