I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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