I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
What a dumb baby whore.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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