Only a mothe r could love this liver
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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