I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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