But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
