I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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