i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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