Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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