Can i not drive my cunt home
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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