Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
i out mim tonsoeep
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