Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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