I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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