Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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