I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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