Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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