she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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