so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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