she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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