Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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