Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
