i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
