Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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