I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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