So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Randomize
