HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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