Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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