let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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