i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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