Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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