There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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