i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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