Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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