Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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