TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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