is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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