1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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