I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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