Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
The power of my boobs compel you
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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