I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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