you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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