How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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