CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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