I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
the raccoons are back...
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