Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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