Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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