bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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