walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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