We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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