if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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